Next to Godliness

Published on February 17, 2012 by The Editor · No Comments

The Wowster on Facebook being next to godliness

Facebook in order to counter its image as a spying, prying monolith has cosied up next to godliness.

We’re talking no porn here, we’re Facebook.

Zuckerberg or whoever gives a rat’s arse about those things has issued a pompously described Statements of Rights and Responsibilities which is long, rambling and vague too say the least.

Although it came out about a year or so ago, I wonder if anyone has actually read it or even heard about it?

Here’s just one list in a 17 page manual (go figure):

Blatant depiction of camel toes and moose knuckles
Mothers breastfeeding without clothes on
Sex toys or other objects, but only in the context of sexual activity
Depicting sexual fetishes in any form
Any photoshopped images of people, whether negative, positive or neutral
Images of drunk and unconscious people, or sleeping people with things drawn on their moustache
Violent speech (for example ‘I love hearing skulls crack.”)

So what price me nudging up as a cross stripping mother with a drawn on moustache, camel toed, half asleep with whisky bottle in one hand and holding baby breastfeeding with the other.

Just don’t tempt me.

Meanwhile Facebook getting other people’s knickers in a twist

The Wowster is the pen name of Nathan Goldberg, wowdewow publisher and founder. Can act quite odd.

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