Monday, May 21st, 2012
The Wowster, usually ever so green, declares war on what’s left of the environment
Everything must go
IT’S TIME to end the hand wringing and liberal angst. All endangered species and other animals on the planet must be exterminated and all of the forests cut down as soon as possible.
The price of stupidity
Petrol and other fossil fuels should be heavily subsidised and their over-use incentivised so that the planet warms up and the ice caps melt. Chemicals should be launched in rockets over the poles to destroy the ozone layers pronto and the pumping of toxic waste into the seas made mandatory.
Get me a tiger penis
I can’t take the fakery and moral anguish any more. We are living lives that are destroying the planet and are kidding ourselves that we are doing anything to stop it or even slow it down. The human population is growing faster than ever and we tell ourselves that chopping the rainforests down and planting soya to make bio-fuels is green!
Hegelian dialectic subterranean blues
Time to bring everything to a critical point. We need everything gone, all ethical incumbrances swept away so that we can survey the devastation and say: “What now”? We need the entire planet to creak and start to split asunder. Then perhaps we might be able to start again. Now, where’s my tiger penis?
Prescient then and now…
Does the Wowster deserve to join the list of endangered species? Would anyone campaign to protect our blogger from extinction? Have your say in Readers Comments.
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