Charlie the gum slinger

Published on January 31, 2011 by The Editor · No Comments

The Wowster celebrates a celebrity eunoch, toothless drug taker and spiker of Kacey Jordan.

Ohhhhhh pulllleeeeezzze. Enough of Charlie Sheen already.

He’s a celebrity don’t you know. If he wants to screw with every porn star in the world, it is his right. He earns a load of money. He misbehaves continually. That pal is celebrity royalty.

And after all, his father Martin Sheen was the President of the United States for at least 5 box sets. What’s that you say? He was just playing at being president? Did you see the real one???

The question of course is, how damaging is it to a porn star’s career to be seen with Charlie Sheen? Not good, I think.

Kacey Jordan smoked pot with Charlie. But she was lucky, he was in no fit state to shag. He’s only good for one thing, and that’s only because all his teeth are missing due to drug abuse..

Kacey is now viralling and trending. She’s number six in the babe rankings of freeones.com which scores on porn photos, where a babe is judged by how many hits she gets on her image. On the day she revealed to the waiting world that Charlie does drugs she got to the top 10.

So why is Charlie no good for a girl’s career. well I guess I need to qualify that, if you want to be number six in the babe league he is phenomenal.

Kacey’s predecessor Capri Anderson (Alexis Capri to her chums and followers on FreeOnes) spiked several times in the week following her Sheen shock horror (What was it? Does it matter…)

So girls (or guys), if you want a fuckless evening but enjoy a good spiking, Charlie’s your darling.

Do you think the Sheen gums are worse or better than his bite? Or should we ask Kacey Jordan? Comments please.