Friday, May 18th, 2012
I’M HACKED OFF.
People ARE always looking to ensnare me in some hideous scandal that would ruin once and for all my chances of ever running for chief of the IMF.
Swiss Cheesecake
Maybe it’s because I have poured scorn on their latest attempts to appear normal by highlighting an underlying streak of racism or holocaust denial.
That’s why I keep all my nude pics locked up in a Swiss bank specially designed for irreverent bloggers who have more enemies than James Bond’s mother-in-law.
Grub Street
The new tactic adopted by hackers with an axe to grind is not to go after government documents- no- it’s getting their grubby hands on your even grubbier photos.
We’ve all done it- taken the mobile phone out while grandma gets drunk on sherry and marijuana wine- snapped away and then left the salacious material on the blackberry for any punk hacker to grab and cash in with the National Enquirer.
Get wise
And it’s not just sexy photos of geriatric relatives that they are after. Hackers have also recently stolen a Hollywood script from an email account of a top-producer.
These kids are getting clever people- so listen up- I’m trying to help those of you who don’t have access to the kind of security I do.
Beware of granny
I am kind of wowdewow’s equivalent to Bruce Wayne- with just a little of the black leather- I also dabble in high-end vigilantism
Anyway, you have been warned- bin the pics or your granny might get it.
Where porn shows up well…
Mark Hodge, wowdewow avenger, who is fussy about how much leather he wears
How do you protect your stash from being hacked off? Your feedback welcome (anonymously) in the Readers Comments below
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