Animal Care

Horse Manure (by the master)

The Wowster on the latest horse manure by the great tear duct orchestrator of modern cinema. Steven Spielberg is the great tear duct orchestrator of modern cinema and is prepared to use whatever horse manure is at hand to do just that. Hi latest example of the art is War Horse an at least seven tissue gem by the old master. But hey, ...

Off to the Zoo With You

Off to the zoo with you. The Wowster reports on latest answer to obesity. Off to the zoo with you, is the latest cry de ceur from physicians no longer able to cope with the obesity epidemic. Patients over 30 stone in ...

Who’s a clever boy, then?

Who's a clever boy, then, asks The Wowster? Your dog might be a much more clever boy than you think. For instance it should be able to read an adult's mind and understand as much as toddlers. But it ain't your masterful or ...

Tarzan’s Cheetah Swings Upwards

The Wowster mourns the death of Tarzan's Cheetah The Chimp. He's gone. That little swinger Cheetah the Tarzan chimp who filled my childhood with such bliss. Along with beefcakes such as Johnny Weissmuller and Maureen O'Hara his adventures filled our cinema with ...

Mankind Does Play Dice

The Wowster, usually ever so green, declares war on what's left of the environment Everything must go IT'S TIME to end the hand wringing and liberal angst. All endangered species and other animals on the planet must be exterminated and all of the forests ...

No counting chickens

No counting chickens when Nathan Goldberg house sits SINCE REVELATIONS that I house sit for my colleague Gloria Murray, offers have been coming in thick and fast for my services. Just give me the keys I just made that up but I need ...